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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Slept like a log last night β¦ woke up in the fireplace. PastaMan puns If youβre struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it. DaBoiThicc puns I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked. GoD_139 puns How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night! Kate puns What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. Deus puns I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now. Kate puns Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents. Mark14 puns R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist. Mark14 puns Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go? PastaMan puns I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo. Deus puns Head of lettuce. That must be a boring job. Mark14 puns Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent. GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months. DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea. GoD_139 puns A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says βSorry, we donβt serve food hereβ PastaMan puns People are making apocalypse jokes like thereβs no tomorrow. PastaMan puns I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really. Kate puns Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged. GoD_139 puns What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB. DaBoiThicc puns Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune 10111213141516
PastaMan puns If youβre struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
GoD_139 puns Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
DaBoiThicc puns I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.