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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. Mark14 puns What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. Deus puns Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it PastaMan puns If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you! GoD_139 puns What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!" Mark14 puns Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty PastaMan puns What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories! PastaMan puns People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain. Kate puns “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.” GoD_139 puns Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear. DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him. Mark14 puns What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. Kate puns What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant. Deus puns I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure. Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back. Mark14 puns If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Kate puns Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! Deus puns Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich. Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change. Deus puns Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse. 18192021222324
DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.