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DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies
Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.