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Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.