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DaBoiThicc pickup lines (Preferably be a guy)I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
PastaMan puns I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
Deus bar I went up to this gorgeous Redhead last night, "Hi there, does the collar match the cuffs?" I said with a cheeky wink "Of course it does, this blouse wasn't cheap ya know!" Turns out she was a natural blonde...
Kate puns Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
DaBoiThicc puns Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”