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Deus

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I didn't want to be a Jedi like my father.

But he forced me into it.

Mark14

puns

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

Mark14

puns

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Mark14

puns

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

Mark14

puns

A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

PastaMan

puns

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange"
I said: "No it doesn't"

Mark14

pickup lines

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

PastaMan

puns

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

GoD_139

puns

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

PastaMan

puns

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

Deus

bar

Listen to me carefully, I will say this only once.
This.

Deus

What time do cows go to sleep?

When it's pasture bedtime.

GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you

PastaMan

puns

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Mark14

puns

Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

GoD_139

puns

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

Deus

food

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

GoD_139

puns

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

Mark14

puns

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

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