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Deus

puns

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.

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PastaMan

puns

I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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PastaMan

animal

Why do blind people hate skydiving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.

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GoD_139

puns

What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, β€œman, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, β€œWHOA, a talking muffin!”

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Deus

puns

Bin men have got a rubbish job.

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Deus

pop culture

my girlfriend is leaving me because of my conspiracy theories...

Or is that what the government wants me to think???

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PastaMan

puns

What did the hat say to the scarf? You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

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Deus

bar

Bloke in the pub sold me a pirate GPS.

It tells you exactly where you arr.

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Deus

puns

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.

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Deus

animal

What do you call a fish with three eyes?
Fiiish

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

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Mark14

puns

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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PastaMan

puns

What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.

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PastaMan

puns

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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PastaMan

puns

How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

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Deus

puns

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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Mark14

puns

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

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