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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

GoD_139

puns

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

PastaMan

puns

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

Deus

puns

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

Deus

news & politics

2016 : trump wont win

2017: president trump can't do that, can he?

2018: you watching the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins

DaBoiThicc

puns

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Mark14

puns

What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

Mark14

puns

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

GoD_139

puns

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

Deus

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

Deus

puns

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

GoD_139

puns

Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

Deus

what kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

PastaMan

puns

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

Kate

puns

What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

Deus

What do you get when facebook goes down?

A Social Life

Deus

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.

Kate

puns

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

PastaMan

puns

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

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