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Deus

puns

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

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GoD_139

puns

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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Deus

My boyfriend says that I never solve my own problems.

How do I prove him wrong?

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PastaMan

puns

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Mark14

puns

What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Deus

A cop came to my door this morning telling me my dog had been chasing a man on a bike 

"Thats ridiculous, my dog doesn't even own a bike"

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Abby. 
Abby who? 
Abby birthday to you!

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Deus

You never realise what you've got till it's gone.
Toilet paper being a good example.

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PastaMan

puns

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.

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Deus

puns

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

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Deus

What do you get when facebook goes down?

A Social Life

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Deus

puns

Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

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PastaMan

puns

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

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GoD_139

puns

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

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Kate

puns

For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

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Kate

puns

What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

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Deus

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

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