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GoD_139

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

Deus

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.

Kate

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For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

DaBoiThicc

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

Sicko

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My first wife died of alcoholism

I went home drunk and shot here

DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are those space pants?

Cause your butt is out of this world!

DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Deus

Whats round and sounds like a trumpet?

a crumpet

Deus

What shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

DaBoiThicc

puns

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!

GoD_139

puns

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

Deus

puns

At first I hated my new hair cut.
But it's growing on me now

LittleMister

dark humor

Many poeple call me emo, But I only cut myself 5 times

Deus

I hate people who repeat themselves.

Those who say the same thing twice annoy me too.

Kate

puns

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

DaBoiThicc

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Deus

puns

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

Deus

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Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide?

PastaMan

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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

Deus

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesnt want to be spotted!

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