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Deus

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
None. It's a hardware problem.

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PastaMan

puns

Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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LittleMister

dark humor

Many poeple call me emo, But I only cut myself 5 times

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Sicko

bar

My first wife died of alcoholism 

 

I went home drunk and shot here

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Kate

puns

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

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Deus

what kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

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GoD_139

puns

Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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Deus

puns

Two fat people in a marriage will never work out.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are those space pants?

Cause your butt is out of this world!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

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Deus

puns

At first I hated my new hair cut.
But it's growing on me now

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? 
She had no arms. 

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?" 
"Not Sally" 
 

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Deus

I hate people who repeat themselves.

Those who say the same thing twice annoy me too.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

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Deus

Whats round and sounds like a trumpet?

a crumpet

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Mark14

puns

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

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