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Mark14

puns

I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.

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Deus

puns

Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide?

NO

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PastaMan

puns

I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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Kate

puns

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

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Deus

What shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

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Kate

puns

I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

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Deus

dirty

Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the cameltoe is NEVER
acceptable.

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Kate

puns

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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Deus

puns

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Deus

puns

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

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PastaMan

puns

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Deus

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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Deus

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesnt want to be spotted!

52

Deus

puns

My name is Miles, but people call me Kilometres for short.

45

Deus

puns

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. 

Then it hit me.

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