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Deus

Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.

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Kate

puns

I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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Deus

My wife's constantly making sarcastic comments about my receding hairline.

It's starting to wear a little thin.

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Kate

puns

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

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Deus

puns

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

40

DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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LittleMister

dark humor

Many poeple call me emo, But I only cut myself 5 times

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Mark14

puns

Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Sicko

bar

My first wife died of alcoholism 

 

I went home drunk and shot here

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Deus

puns

What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.

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GoD_139

puns

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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GoD_139

puns

What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? 
She had no arms. 

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?" 
"Not Sally" 
 

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

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Mark14

puns

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

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Deus

What do you call the bad areas in Italy?

The spaghetto.

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PastaMan

puns

Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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