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Mark14 puns I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
PastaMan puns What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. "Knock knock""Who's there?" "Not Sally"
Mark14 puns I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
Deus My wife's constantly making sarcastic comments about my receding hairline. It's starting to wear a little thin.
Deus Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.
DaBoiThicc puns Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.