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GoD_139

puns

What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

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Mark14

puns

Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack.

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Mark14

puns

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

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PastaMan

puns

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

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GoD_139

puns

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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Deus

dirty

Christmas Party Tip: Asking for a kiss under the cameltoe is NEVER
acceptable.

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PastaMan

puns

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

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Deus

pickup lines

Hippity Hoppity you are now my property

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Kate

puns

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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GoD_139

puns

I think circles are pointless.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.

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Lemon

fat

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said ''To be continued'' 

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

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PastaMan

puns

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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Deus

What do you call the bad areas in Italy?

The spaghetto.

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Mark14

puns

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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