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Deus

puns

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

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Mark14

puns

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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Deus

puns

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. 

Then it hit me.

40

Deus

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

50

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nana.
Nana who? 
Nana your business.

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GoD_139

puns

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

41

Deus

puns

Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.

47

GoD_139

puns

A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says β€œSorry, we don’t serve food here”

47

DaBoiThicc

puns

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

35

Mark14

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

49

DaBoiThicc

puns

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

36

PastaMan

puns

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

40

PastaMan

puns

I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

45

DaBoiThicc

puns

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

56

Kate

puns

What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

53

Deus

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up, that sucks.

51

GoD_139

puns

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

40

Deus

If you see someone just randomly removing their iPod headphones on the
bus or the Tube

you can be pretty sure they're gauging how loud their fart is.

39

Kate

puns

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

41

Cracktus

news & politics

Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...

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