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DaBoiThicc

puns

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Deus

I hear the prices of hoovers has gone up, that sucks.

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GoD_139

puns

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

45

Mark14

puns

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

35

Kate

puns

What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

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Kate

puns

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Nana.
Nana who? 
Nana your business.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wanda Smellmop.

Wanda Smellmop who?

No, thanks, I’m not into scat.

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PastaMan

puns

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

40

Deus

puns

I was named after my father...
I don't really like the name 'dad' though.

46

Deus

pop culture

There are Two Great Rules of Life:

1. Never tell everything at once.

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Mark14

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

42

Kate

puns

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

42

Deus

puns

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. 

Then it hit me.

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Deus

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

46

Deus

People always need their opinions validated.

Am I right?

48

DaBoiThicc

puns

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

56

Deus

puns

Model trains make me Hornby.

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