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Mark14

puns

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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Lemon

fat

Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said ''To be continued'' 

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Deus

What do you call the bad areas in Italy?

The spaghetto.

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Mark14

puns

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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PastaMan

puns

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

49

Deus

puns

Head of lettuce.
That must be a boring job.

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Mark14

puns

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

49

GoD_139

puns

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Cracktus

news & politics

Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...

β€’

GoD_139

puns

A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says β€œSorry, we don’t serve food here”

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Deus

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

50

PastaMan

puns

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

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PastaMan

puns

I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

45

Kate

puns

Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Mustache. 
Mustache who? 
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

40

DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

47

DaBoiThicc

puns

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

56

Kate

puns

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

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