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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

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Deus

blonde

I've just invented an invisibility cloak; anything under it is rendered
completely invisible.
I'm still working out the kinks; you can still see the cloak itself.

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Deus

Just seen a Facebook group called: Join if u say "b-e-a-u-ti-ful when writing beatiful!"

Clearly they forgot to say it the second time round...

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PastaMan

puns

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Mark14

puns

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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PastaMan

puns

I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Mustache. 
Mustache who? 
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

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Kate

puns

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!

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Mark14

puns

Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

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GoD_139

puns

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

54

Deus

puns

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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GoD_139

puns

I think circles are pointless.

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PastaMan

puns

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Deus

puns

My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight........

I can't wait.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

36

Deus

Doorbells.

There's a nice ring to them.

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Deus

blonde

I've just tucked my shirt in.
I don't know why I put it to bed so early.

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Kate

puns

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

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Deus

puns

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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