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Deus

puns

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

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Deus

went for a job interview.
"Where would you like to see yourself in five years time?" he asked me.
I thought and said, "Suspended on full pay."

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Mark14

puns

Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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PastaMan

puns

I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"

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Cracktus

news & politics

Trump: Hello buitiful american citizens.

Me: Is It True That You F-

Trump: You're Wrong.

Me: Is It True You Fuc-

Trump: You're Wrong, Shes Wrong, You're All Wrong.

Me: ...

β€’

GoD_139

puns

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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Deus

What do you call a bear who just got out of a pool?

A drisly bear

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Deus

puns

Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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Mark14

puns

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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Deus

puns

I have extreme burns on my face...
I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Broccoli. 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

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GoD_139

puns

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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GoD_139

puns

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

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Kate

puns

What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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Deus

puns

Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

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PastaMan

puns

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

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GoD_139

puns

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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Deus

Yo mama's so fat, when she step on a pencil it makes diamonds

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