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Kate

puns

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

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Deus

Doorbells.

There's a nice ring to them.

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Mark14

puns

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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Deus

puns

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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PastaMan

puns

I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Broccoli. 
Broccoli who? 
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

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Deus

puns

My first session with the Impatience Support Group is tonight........

I can't wait.

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PastaMan

puns

I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"

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Deus

puns

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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GoD_139

puns

The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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Mark14

puns

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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Deus

puns

I have extreme burns on my face...
I have a pretty funky looking goatee as well.

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Deus

blonde

I've just tucked my shirt in.
I don't know why I put it to bed so early.

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Deus

puns

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

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GoD_139

puns

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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Deus

What do you call a bear who just got out of a pool?

A drisly bear

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Deus

puns

Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

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PastaMan

puns

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

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