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Deus

puns

Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

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DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

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GoD_139

puns

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

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GoD_139

puns

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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PastaMan

puns

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

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GoD_139

puns

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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Deus

nationality

A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66.

He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

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Kate

puns

What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

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PastaMan

puns

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's There? 
Justin 
Justin who? 
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! 
 

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

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Kate

puns

What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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PastaMan

puns

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

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PastaMan

puns

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

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Mark14

pickup lines

If you were a steak you would be well done.

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PastaMan

puns

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up

43

Kate

puns

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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Deus

went for a job interview.
"Where would you like to see yourself in five years time?" he asked me.
I thought and said, "Suspended on full pay."

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