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Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who's There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !
Deus puns A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Deus I've found out my Dad wanted me aborted. My Mum thought it was a bad idea as I was just about to start secondary School.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.