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GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Kate puns At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.
Mark14 puns My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock knock.Who’s there?Cow says.Cow says who?No, a cow says mooooo!
Deus puns Wife: Honey I’m pregnant. Me: Well…. what do we do now? Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor. Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
Mark14 puns A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
Deus puns Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Deus I've found out my Dad wanted me aborted. My Mum thought it was a bad idea as I was just about to start secondary School.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to Wipe my ass.