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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Justin! 
Justin who? 
Justin time to Wipe my ass. 
 

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Deus

puns

Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.

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Deus

puns

Having just punched a midget selling watches, I know I've hit an all time low.

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PastaMan

puns

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says β€œGive me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”

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PastaMan

puns

I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

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GoD_139

puns

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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PastaMan

puns

Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

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Deus

puns

What did the carpenter say?

Believe in your shelf

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Kate

puns

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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PastaMan

puns

Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Annie. 
Annie who? 
Annie body home?

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Deus

Dictionary definition of fragile; easily broken, shattered, or damaged; delicate; brittle; frail.

Royal Mail definition of fragile; Break gently.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

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Cracktus

animal

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Cause' They Are Dead.

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Deus

puns

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

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PastaMan

puns

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

43

GoD_139

puns

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.

50

Mark14

puns

I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

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