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DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Mark14 puns Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
GoD_139 puns I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Deus puns Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
Deus Dictionary definition of fragile; easily broken, shattered, or damaged; delicate; brittle; frail. Royal Mail definition of fragile; Break gently.
GoD_139 puns Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
Deus I feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages. I bet teachers never accept his homework.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to Wipe my ass.
Mark14 puns I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
TheOneWhoKnocks knock knock jokes Knock knock.Who’s there?Cow says.Cow says who?No, a cow says mooooo!