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DaBoiThicc puns Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.
Deus Tina Turner : "who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" Going by your logic Tina, we don't need arms or legs.
Deus puns Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
Deus Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"