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DaBoiThicc

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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

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GoD_139

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Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

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Kate

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Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

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Kate

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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Deus

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Maths, the only subject that counts.

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GoD_139

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

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Deus

Whats got 4 legs and goes "boo"?

A cow with a cold.

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Deus

I feel sorry for the person who writes those Wikipedia pages.

I bet teachers never accept his homework.

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Kate

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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

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Deus

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

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GoD_139

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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Deus

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Deus

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I've just been offered a free sky diving experience.
I'm not falling for it.

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PastaMan

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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador

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Deus

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

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DaBoiThicc

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A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.

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Kate

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!

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Deus

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What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

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DaBoiThicc

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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

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PastaMan

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I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.

Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

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