Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very
attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"

Are you a sock? 
Cuz i think we'd make a good pair

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Annie. 
Annie who? 
Annie body home?

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Amos 
Amos who? 
A mosquito bit me! 
 

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.

Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

I was talking to my friend when I told him, "When I was born I was left on the doorstep of a little cottage with a note attached to me."

"What did the note say?" He asked.

"I dont know." I replied, "I was too young to read."

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