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Deus Tina Turner : "who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?" Going by your logic Tina, we don't need arms or legs.
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
Deus Pro Tip: If a police officer pulls you over, do not tell him/her, "I find you very attractive...and that's not just the booze talking!"
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.