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Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Deus My third wife is leaving me because Im an arsonist. Oh well, thats another relationship up in smoke.
Deus travel If a black box on a plane is indestructible, why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
Deus technology So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
Deus I got rid of a huge fly with my slipper today. I said, "you can have this slipper if you get out of my house."