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DaBoiThicc puns If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
PastaMan puns I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
Deus I was talking to my friend when I told him, "When I was born I was left on the doorstep of a little cottage with a note attached to me." "What did the note say?" He asked. "I dont know." I replied, "I was too young to read."
Deus technology How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? three! one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.