I saw a High Priest today. "Alright Father,"

I said, "Been on the Waccy Baccy again?"

A round man rarely is found with a point

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Cause' They Are Dead.

Why did the meta-joke cross the road?

To get to the punchline.

How many Microsoft windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

three!

one to change it, one to ask you if your sure you want to change it, and one to ask you if your sure your sure you want to change it.

I used to think i was indecisive

But now i'm not sure

I want to set up my own business selling kites.

But I just cant seem to get it off the ground.

Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..

Why did the man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well