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Deus

technology

So this SEO expert walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.

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PastaMan

puns

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

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PastaMan

puns

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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Kate

puns

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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Deus

My third wife is leaving me because Im an arsonist.

Oh well, thats another relationship up in smoke.

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Mark14

puns

Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads β€œSmall medium at large.”

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GreenMario

puns

Why did the man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well

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SeeOcKay

news & politics

A round man rarely is found with a point

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Deus

travel

If a black box on a plane is indestructible, why don't they make the whole
plane out of it?

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Deus

puns

I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...

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Deus

I saw a High Priest today. "Alright Father,"

I said, "Been on the Waccy Baccy again?"

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Deus

Why did the meta-joke cross the road?

To get to the punchline.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.

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Mark14

puns

Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.

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Deus

I got rid of a huge fly with my slipper today.

I said, "you can have this slipper if you get out of my house."

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amma 
Amma who? 
Amma not going to tell you!

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Deus

puns

I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.

45

Deus

puns

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

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