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GoD_139

puns

Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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Deus

puns

How do i stop an addiction to cold turkey?

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Adore. 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

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Deus

I want to set up my own business selling kites.

But I just cant seem to get it off the ground.

47

Kate

puns

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

49

PastaMan

puns

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

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Kate

puns

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

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Deus

puns

I used to think i was indecisive

But now i'm not sure

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Kate

puns

Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

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Kate

puns

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

1

SeeOcKay

puns

Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..

41

DaBoiThicc

puns

What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

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Deus

puns

I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment 

I think I'm a stereo type

39

Deus

travel

I hate living in a hard water area..
Or Iceland as they call it.

46

PastaMan

puns

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

44

Kate

puns

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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Mark14

puns

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

36

Mark14

pickup lines

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

42

DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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