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PastaMan

puns

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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Deus

puns

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

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PastaMan

puns

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Velcro… What a rip-off.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.

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Mark14

puns

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

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Deus

puns

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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Kate

puns

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

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PastaMan

puns

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

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Kate

puns

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Amma 
Amma who? 
Amma not going to tell you!

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Deus

puns

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

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Kate

puns

*Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back"

1

Deus

puns

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Deus

travel

I hate living in a hard water area..
Or Iceland as they call it.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Adore. 
Adore who? 
Adore is between us. Open up! 

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