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DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Deus blonde My boss fired me for being "incompetent". How could I be something I dont even know what it is?
DaBoiThicc bar Interviewer: I see on your application that you never went to jail?Me: That's correct, i was taken.
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Deus Last month I applied for a job at Royal mail as a postman, although I forgot to post my apllication form... Long story short, I start Monday.
GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.