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Deus

puns

I used to think i was indecisive

But now i'm not sure

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Deus

puns

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

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Kate

puns

Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

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PastaMan

puns

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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Kate

puns

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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Mark14

pickup lines

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

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Deus

puns

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

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PastaMan

puns

My sea sickness comes in waves.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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Deus

blonde

My boss fired me for being "incompetent".

How could I be something I dont even know what it is?

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Kate

puns

Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

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Mark14

puns

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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PastaMan

puns

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

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EternalHell

dark humor

I dropped my cousin's baby the other day,

i told him I didn't want to be the pallbearer

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Mark14

puns

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty

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PastaMan

puns

What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

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Deus

puns

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

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PastaMan

puns

People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. 
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

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