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DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
Deus blonde My boss fired me for being "incompetent". How could I be something I dont even know what it is?
Deus Last month I applied for a job at Royal mail as a postman, although I forgot to post my apllication form... Long story short, I start Monday.