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Kate puns βDoctor, Iβve broken my arm in several placesβ Doctor βWell donβt go to those places.β
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Deus Last month I applied for a job at Royal mail as a postman, although I forgot to post my apllication form... Long story short, I start Monday.
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies