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Kate

puns

β€œDoctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor β€œWell don’t go to those places.”

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GoD_139

puns

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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Mark14

puns

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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Kate

puns

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

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Deus

puns

I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

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Kate

puns

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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Deus

puns

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

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Mark14

puns

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Kate

puns

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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Deus

Last month I applied for a job at Royal mail as a postman, although I forgot to post my apllication form...

Long story short, I start Monday.

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Deus

puns

How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Stubborn people won't change.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 
Cause I can see myself in your pants!

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Deus

puns

Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? 
Because he was a little shellfish.

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Deus

news & politics

Before the virus I used to cough to hide my farts

now i fart to hide my coughs 

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Kate

puns

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.

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Deus

puns

If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely...

I would have a lot of pennies

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…

You need to let that mango.

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