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Mark14

puns

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty

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Deus

puns

How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Stubborn people won't change.

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PastaMan

puns

People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

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Deus

puns

Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse.

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PastaMan

puns

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

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Mark14

puns

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Deus

puns

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

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GoD_139

puns

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? 
Because he was a little shellfish.

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Deus

puns

How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.

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Kate

puns

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…

You need to let that mango.

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GoD_139

puns

They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

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Deus

news & politics

Before the virus I used to cough to hide my farts

now i fart to hide my coughs 

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Deus

My girlfriend just broke up with me.

She says I spend too Much time talking to people I dont even know online.

Just wait til "pokemonmaster91" hears about this.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What did one hat say to the other? 
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.

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Kate

puns

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

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Deus

puns

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

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PastaMan

puns

My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

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