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GoD_139

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

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PastaMan

puns

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

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Deus

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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GoD_139

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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Deus

puns

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, β€˜First offender?’ She says, β€˜No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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PastaMan

puns

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

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Deus

puns

How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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DaBoiThicc

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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

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DaBoiThicc

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What did one hat say to the other? 
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

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DaBoiThicc

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.

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PastaMan

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When Dad drops a pea off of his plate β€˜oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

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PastaMan

puns

My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

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Mark14

puns

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.

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Kate

puns

Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

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Kate

puns

Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Deus

My girlfriend just broke up with me.

She says I spend too Much time talking to people I dont even know online.

Just wait til "pokemonmaster91" hears about this.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

eBay is so useless. 

I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.

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