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Cracktus dark humor I was walking and i saw this old man begging for money, i gave him $20.He then ran to the nearest drug store.
GreenMario animal Patient: I get scared every time I think of big animals.Therapist: We have pills for that, but bear in mind...Patient: AAUUGGHH!!
Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
Deus I started dating a math teacher a couple of weeks ago. she turned round one night and said to me "You know youre really stupid, I have no idea why Im with you, i bet you dont even know what pi is!" "I know you eat too much of it" I replied.
Deus My girlfriend just broke up with me. She says I spend too Much time talking to people I dont even know online. Just wait til "pokemonmaster91" hears about this.
DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.