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PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus I started dating a math teacher a couple of weeks ago. she turned round one night and said to me "You know youre really stupid, I have no idea why Im with you, i bet you dont even know what pi is!" "I know you eat too much of it" I replied.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!