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Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Deus nationality "What do we want?" "People to stop saying how weak and pathetic we French are" "When do we want it?" "In your own time,its really not an issue and also,sorry for shouting"
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”