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Deus I started dating a math teacher a couple of weeks ago. she turned round one night and said to me "You know youre really stupid, I have no idea why Im with you, i bet you dont even know what pi is!" "I know you eat too much of it" I replied.
GreenMario animal Patient: I get scared every time I think of big animals.Therapist: We have pills for that, but bear in mind...Patient: AAUUGGHH!!
Deus I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”