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PastaMan

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What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

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Kate

puns

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

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GoD_139

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Deus

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A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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Kate

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Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

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PastaMan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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DaBoiThicc

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Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

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Deus

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Deus

I hate people who are indirect, you know who you are.

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PastaMan

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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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Mark14

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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GoD_139

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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Deus

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After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

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DaBoiThicc

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My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

But I’m not buying it.

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Deus

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

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GoD_139

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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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GoD_139

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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

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Mark14

puns

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Mark14

puns

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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