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Kate

puns

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Deus

puns

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

45

Mark14

puns

Dad I’m hungry’ … β€˜Hi hungry I’m dad

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Deus

puns

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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Mark14

puns

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

50

DaBoiThicc

puns

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!

49

PastaMan

puns

Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Mark14

puns

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Mark14

puns

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

46

PastaMan

puns

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

42

Kate

puns

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

44

Deus

nationality

"What do we want?"
"People to stop saying how weak and pathetic we French are"
"When do we want it?"
"In your own time,its really not an issue and also,sorry for shouting"

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GoD_139

puns

Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

48

Deus

puns

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

1

EternalHell

dark humor

I dropped my cousin's baby the other day,

i told him I didn't want to be the pallbearer

2

Deus

puns

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

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