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Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Deus nationality "What do we want?" "People to stop saying how weak and pathetic we French are" "When do we want it?" "In your own time,its really not an issue and also,sorry for shouting"
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it.
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.