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GreenMario animal Patient: I get scared every time I think of big animals.Therapist: We have pills for that, but bear in mind...Patient: AAUUGGHH!!
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
DaBoiThicc puns Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
Deus whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
Deus bar After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.Turns out she felt the same way.So I turned on the air conditioning.