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PastaMan

puns

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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Deus

puns

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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Kate

puns

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

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Kate

puns

A termite walks into a bar and asks β€œIs the bar tender here?”

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GoD_139

puns

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

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Deus

bar

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

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Mark14

puns

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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Deus

whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

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GoD_139

puns

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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Mark14

puns

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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Mark14

puns

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Mark14

puns

So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock?
Because i wanna c*m in you

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PastaMan

puns

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.

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Mark14

puns

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

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Kate

puns

I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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