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DaBoiThicc

puns

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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GoD_139

puns

What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

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Deus

puns

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock?
Because i wanna c*m in you

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Deus

puns

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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Deus

puns

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!

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GoD_139

puns

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

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Cracktus

dark humor

Why are cemetery the world's most popular place?

 

Because people are just dying to get there

 

 

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PastaMan

puns

A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. 
The librarian says "They're right behind you!"

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PastaMan

puns

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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Mark14

puns

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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Mark14

puns

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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Deus

whoever says patience is the key to success, must never had experienced a slow internet connection

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Kate

puns

Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

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Mark14

puns

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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