Give Me Jokes logo
  • Log in
  • Sign up
  • Home
    AnimalDark humorMen/womanPickup linesNews & politicsBarPunsKnock knock jokesYo Momma JokesDeveloper jokes
  • Log in
  • Sign up
Animal Dark humor Men/woman Pickup lines News & politics Bar Puns Knock knock jokes Yo Momma Jokes Developer jokes
  • Hot
  • Fresh

PastaMan

puns

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

44

Mark14

puns

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

42

Deus

puns

I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

38

Kate

puns

What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

35

GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a sock?
Because i wanna c*m in you

26

Deus

If I was any more street...

I would be homeless

44

DaBoiThicc

puns

I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

1

PastaMan

puns

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

49

PastaMan

puns

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

2

Kate

puns

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

34

Cracktus

dark humor

Why are cemetery the world's most popular place?

 

Because people are just dying to get there

 

 

4

Mark14

puns

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

55

GoD_139

puns

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

42

Deus

Tip of the day: 

When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up."

Don't say, "For Detroit."

50

Mark14

puns

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

52

DaBoiThicc

puns

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

40

Mark14

puns

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

38

Deus

What do turkey's say in outer space?

HUBBLE HUBBLE HUBBLE

35

PastaMan

puns

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

43

Deus

blue collar

i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what
exactly is a cesarean,
replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're
looking for...

41

  • 34
  • 35
  • 36
  • 37
  • 38
  • 39
  • 40
15+ Bread Puns You Knead To Hear 10 Pick-up Lines That'll Leave Your Crush Speechless 50+ punny dad jokes that'll make any dad chuckle
  • Terms and conditions
  • Privacy
  • 2026 - GiveMeJokes