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DaBoiThicc

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I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Kate

puns

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Mark14

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I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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DaBoiThicc

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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Cracktus

dark humor

I was walking and i saw this old man begging for money, i gave him $20.

He then ran to the nearest drug store.

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PastaMan

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

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PastaMan

puns

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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Mark14

puns

What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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Deus

If I was any more street...

I would be homeless

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Deus

puns

I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

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Kate

puns

What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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Deus

What do turkey's say in outer space?

HUBBLE HUBBLE HUBBLE

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GoD_139

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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PastaMan

puns

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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Deus

Tip of the day: 

When a police officer says to you "Put your hands up."

Don't say, "For Detroit."

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

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DaBoiThicc

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When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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Mark14

puns

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

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