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Mark14

puns

I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.

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GoD_139

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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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PastaMan

puns

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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GoD_139

puns

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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Mark14

puns

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

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Kate

puns

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Deus

puns

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? 
The Dark Knight Rises

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Kate

puns

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’

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Deus

pickup lines

You look like trash.
May I take you out?

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Mark14

puns

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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Deus

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

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GoD_139

puns

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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PastaMan

puns

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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PastaMan

puns

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Kate

puns

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

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Deus

puns

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

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Kate

puns

β€˜Put the cat out’ … β€˜I didn’t realize it was on fire

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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