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Kate

puns

Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend

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DaBoiThicc

puns

There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

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Cracktus

dark humor

Why are cemetery the world's most popular place?

 

Because people are just dying to get there

 

 

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GoD_139

puns

What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

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Deus

pickup lines

You look like trash.
May I take you out?

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GoD_139

puns

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

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PastaMan

puns

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Deus

puns

I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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Mark14

puns

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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Kate

puns

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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PastaMan

puns

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

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Mark14

puns

I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.

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Mark14

puns

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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PastaMan

puns

Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

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Mark14

puns

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

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PastaMan

puns

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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Deus

blue collar

i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what
exactly is a cesarean,
replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're
looking for...

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

55

PastaMan

puns

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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Kate

puns

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

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