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Kate

puns

When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Deus

blue collar

i recently got fired from my job as a doctor, apparently when asked what
exactly is a cesarean,
replying "have you ever seen the film alien" is not the response they're
looking for...

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Mark14

puns

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

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Cracktus

dark humor

My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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PastaMan

puns

Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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GoD_139

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Can February march? No, but April may.

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Deus

puns

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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Deus

puns

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

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Kate

puns

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper... They're always plotting something.

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Deus

puns

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? 
The Dark Knight Rises

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Mark14

puns

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

52

Deus

puns

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

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Mark14

puns

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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GoD_139

puns

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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