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PastaMan

puns

Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

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Deus

puns

I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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Mark14

puns

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

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Deus

technology

You know youre a geek when you look at a CD cover and think, "I have that
font.
"

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Cracktus

dark humor

I was walking and i saw this old man begging for money, i gave him $20.

He then ran to the nearest drug store.

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PastaMan

puns

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Deus

insults

Yo mamma is so ugly 

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

43

GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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DaBoiThicc

puns

When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...

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Deus

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Deus

puns

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

But I’m not buying it.

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Deus

puns

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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