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Deus

puns

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? 
The Dark Knight Rises

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GoD_139

puns

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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Deus

puns

Do French people smoke weed or oui'd?

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Mark14

puns

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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GoD_139

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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Deus

puns

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

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Deus

puns

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Can February march? No, but April may.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Boo. 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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GoD_139

puns

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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PastaMan

puns

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Deus

puns

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

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Deus

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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Kate

puns

β€˜Put the cat out’ … β€˜I didn’t realize it was on fire

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Deus

puns

"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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Deus

insults

Yo mamma is so ugly 

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Deus

technology

You know youre a geek when you look at a CD cover and think, "I have that
font.
"

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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