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Kate

puns

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Can February march? No, but April may.

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Kate

puns

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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Deus

puns

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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Kate

puns

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

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Kate

puns

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

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Kate

puns

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Duhhitz_enyo

puns

Need an Ark

I Noah guy

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Deus

puns

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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Kate

puns

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

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Mark14

puns

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Boo. 
Boo who? 
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you lost ma'am? 
Because heaven is a long way from here.

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GoD_139

puns

How do hens stay fit? They always egg-ercise!

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

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