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Mark14

“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

Deus

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

PastaMan

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

DaBoiThicc

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

DaBoiThicc

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

DaBoiThicc

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

Mark14

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

Mark14

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

GoD_139

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

Kate

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

Deus

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

GoD_139

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

DaBoiThicc

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

Kate

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

Deus

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

Deus

Developer jokes

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

Deus

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

Duhhitz_enyo

Need an Ark

I Noah guy

Deus

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

Deus

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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