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PastaMan

puns

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Deus

insults

Yo mamma is so ugly 

when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Mark14

puns

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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Deus

technology

You know youre a geek when you look at a CD cover and think, "I have that
font.
"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies β€œsorry mate we only do plain”

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Kate

puns

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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Deus

puns

"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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Mark14

puns

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Deus

puns

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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Duhhitz_enyo

puns

Need an Ark

I Noah guy

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PastaMan

puns

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

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PastaMan

puns

What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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GoD_139

puns

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

46

Deus

puns

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

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Kate

puns

β€˜Put the cat out’ … β€˜I didn’t realize it was on fire

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Deus

What is big, white and full of my juice?

My fridge.

50

GoD_139

puns

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

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