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DaBoiThicc

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Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

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Kate

puns

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Cracktus

dark humor

My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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GoD_139

puns

Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long

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Kate

puns

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

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Kate

puns

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

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PastaMan

puns

I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami β€” of course it is paper-view.

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Mark14

puns

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Mark14

puns

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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Kate

puns

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

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Kate

puns

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you lost ma'am? 
Because heaven is a long way from here.

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Kate

puns

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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PastaMan

puns

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

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Mark14

puns

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. 
She seemed surprised.

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you a cat?
because I'm feline a connection between us

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PastaMan

puns

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

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Kate

puns

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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