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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you lost ma'am? 
Because heaven is a long way from here.

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Deus

puns

Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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Kate

puns

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

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Deus

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

URLologist.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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Kate

puns

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Got any funny DNS jokes?
Yeah, but It may take 24 hours to get it.

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PastaMan

puns

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

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PastaMan

puns

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

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Kate

puns

How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

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Kate

puns

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

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Deus

puns

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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Kate

puns

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

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Mark14

puns

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. 
She seemed surprised.

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Mark14

puns

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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Kate

puns

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Kate

puns

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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