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GoD_139

puns

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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Kate

puns

How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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Mark14

puns

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

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PastaMan

puns

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

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Deus

puns

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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Deus

puns

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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GoD_139

puns

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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PastaMan

puns

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

1

Kate

Developer jokes

Got any funny DNS jokes?
Yeah, but It may take 24 hours to get it.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

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Deus

puns

I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.

1

GoD_139

puns

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Deus

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.

44

Deus

puns

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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Mark14

puns

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

42

DaBoiThicc

puns

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

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