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PastaMan

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I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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Kate

puns

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.

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GoD_139

puns

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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PastaMan

puns

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

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Kate

puns

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

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Mark14

pickup lines

Are you a cat?
because I'm feline a connection between us

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Mark14

puns

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

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Deus

puns

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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GoD_139

puns

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Mark14

puns

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

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Deus

puns

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

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Deus

I made a breakthrough today.

So Ive stopped buying cheap toilet rolls.

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PastaMan

puns

You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

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Deus

puns

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

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Deus

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.

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