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Deus

puns

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

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Mark14

puns

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

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Deus

puns

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there 
Amish 
Amish Who? 
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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Kate

puns

How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

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GoD_139

puns

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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GoD_139

puns

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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Cracktus

dark humor

My dad has a heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Deus

puns

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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Deus

Developer jokes

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.

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Deus

puns

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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Deus

I learn from the mistakes of others who have taken my advice.

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PastaMan

puns

Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

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Mark14

puns

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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PastaMan

puns

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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Kate

puns

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

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Mark14

puns

How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

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