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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

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Deus

puns

I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.

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Deus

puns

Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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SeeOcKay

travel

When Tom was new to the tracks, he asked a good working fellow how he could know where to go. "Lots of training," he told the young locomotive.

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PastaMan

puns

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

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Kate

puns

Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

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Mark14

puns

Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense.

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PastaMan

puns

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

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Mark14

puns

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

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Kate

puns

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

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Mark14

pickup lines

There is something wrong with my cell phone. 
It doesn't have your number in it.

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PastaMan

puns

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees? They're really good at it.

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Mark14

puns

How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel

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Mark14

puns

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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GoD_139

puns

In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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Deus

puns

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

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Deus

puns

Which city is the South African Superman from?

Cape Town

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