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PastaMan

puns

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

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Mark14

puns

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Kate

Developer jokes

Got any funny DNS jokes?
Yeah, but It may take 24 hours to get it.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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PastaMan

puns

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

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GoD_139

puns

I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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PastaMan

puns

Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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Kate

puns

Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

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Deus

puns

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Mark14

puns

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

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Deus

The only job where you start from the top is digging a hole.

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Mark14

puns

What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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PastaMan

puns

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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SeeOcKay

travel

When Tom was new to the tracks, he asked a good working fellow how he could know where to go. "Lots of training," he told the young locomotive.

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Kate

puns

The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

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Deus

puns

Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

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