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Kate

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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, β€˜Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, β€˜Rub it, rub it.’

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GoD_139

puns

"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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Mark14

puns

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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Deus

puns

I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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Kate

puns

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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Mark14

puns

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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Deus

puns

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

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Deus

Half a coconut hung from a tree makes a nutritious food for your garden
birds.
It also helps to keep other coconuts away from your house.

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Mark14

puns

How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

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Deus

puns

My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

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Deus

puns

Without geometry life is pointless.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

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GreenMario

puns

Why don't executioners ever high-five people?
They prefer to leave 'em hanging

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DaBoiThicc

puns

The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.

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Deus

puns

Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. 
To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.

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GoD_139

puns

β€œMy Dog has no nose.” β€œHow does he smell?” β€œAwful”

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Mark14

puns

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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GoD_139

puns

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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