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DaBoiThicc

puns

My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible.

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Deus

puns

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. 

Now he's a seasoned veteran

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Kate

puns

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

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Kate

puns

Where do cats write notes? Scratch Paper!

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Avenue. 
Avenue who? 
Avenue knocked on this door before?

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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Deus

puns

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...

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Kate

puns

Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.

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Kate

puns

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

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GoD_139

puns

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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Deus

puns

If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?

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Deus

puns

You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

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PastaMan

puns

I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.

I think I Schwepped her off her feet.

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Deus

pickup lines

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. 
 

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who's there? 
Bed 
Bed who? 
Bed you can't guess who I am!

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GoD_139

puns

Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ

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