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PastaMan puns The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
GoD_139 puns Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youβre pretty repulsive yourself.
GoD_139 puns I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Kate puns If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!