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GoD_139

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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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GoD_139

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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

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PastaMan

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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

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Deus

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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King

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DaBoiThicc

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I gave my date a bottle of tonic water.

I think I Schwepped her off her feet.

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GoD_139

puns

What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

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Mark14

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This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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Deus

puns

Have you heard the joke about the skunk

Never mind it stinks

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PastaMan

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I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

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Kate

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

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Deus

puns

What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Kate

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I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

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GoD_139

puns

Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.ο»Ώ

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Mark14

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I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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GoD_139

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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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Mark14

puns

Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. 

They’re always plotting something.

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GoD_139

puns

I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

β€’

PastaMan

puns

What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

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