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Deus

puns

Have you heard the joke about the skunk

Never mind it stinks

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Deus

puns

What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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PastaMan

puns

The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

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GreenMario

puns

you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.

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Mark14

puns

I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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Kate

puns

I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

43

GoD_139

puns

Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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GoD_139

puns

My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

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GoD_139

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King

1

Cracktus

gross

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

You put a little boogie into it

1

Mark14

puns

This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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amullins

food

why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he was feeling crummy.

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GoD_139

puns

What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

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Kate

puns

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

Never trust math teachers who use graph paper. 

They’re always plotting something.

39

Mark14

puns

Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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PastaMan

puns

What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

1

Deus

puns

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.

1

DaBoiThicc

puns

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home...

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