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DaBoiThicc

puns

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home...

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Deus

puns

Why is Batman jealous of Superman?

Superman got adopted.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.

But when I got home the tables were turned.

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Deus

puns

I got fired from the transmission factory, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

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Deus

puns

Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?

Because it's Crypto-night

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

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DaBoiThicc

puns

I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.

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Cracktus

dark humor

What do you call your sister when she has only one leg?

 

I-Lean

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
Armageddon. 
Armageddon who? 
Armageddon a little bored.

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Mark14

puns

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

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Deus

puns

You know why Superman would be the best candidate for a management position?

Supervision.

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PastaMan

puns

A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Parton! 
Parton who? 
Parton my French! 
 

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Mark14

puns

My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

"Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

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Mark14

puns

Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

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Deus

puns

Kid: Dad, can you tell me what's a solar eclipse?
Dad: No Sun

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Mark14

puns

"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

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DaBoiThicc

puns

What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

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